Joker I

A man asked his wife,'What would u most like for your birthday?'She said,'I"d love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday,he got up bright and early and they went to theme park.He put her on every ride in the park-the Death Slide ,The Screaming Loop,the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling n her stomach turning. Then they went off to a see a film,popcorn,cola n sweets. at last she staggered home with her husband n collapsed into bed.Her husband leaned over n ask ed,'Well,dear,what was it like being ten again?'One eye opened n she groaned,'Actually,darling,I meant dress size!'